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Swimming Pigs

Ok, ok you might find it offensive since the title of this post makes you uncomfortable. I just saw this on Apple News, so I’m absolved, right? Anyway, I never read the details about that NEWS, or that FAKE news for that matter because it’s quite funny actually. I even saw this huge elephant swimming with a girl in India in a commercial on TV, which is quite impressive, for I never saw an elephant swimming like that not even a PIG! Even watched an episode on TV where this pig is someone’s pet and they were trying to put him on a scale to weigh him, but eventually gave up since pigs are SMARTER than other domesticated animals (at least they say). So, if someone tells you you are a pig, just tell them, “Let’s Paaaarty!”

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